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Geld weld refers to semen that dries on the tip of one's dick after ejaculation that later causes an erratic stream of urine. Walls, floors, shower curtains, and other unintended targets are often showered in the process. Geld is the German word for money and in this instance refers to a money shot.
In the movie 'Me, Myself, and Irene,' Jim Carrey's character gets a geld weld after a night of sex and hilariously pisses all over the bathroom.
Geld Weld by Kenny Canstacker January 16, 2011
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gewld • gelding • gewd • geldard • Gewl • gawld • geld • Gelda • Geldart • gelded the lily

Geldmyer 

The act of taking a shit in a sock and hitting someone in the face with it.
Dude he just got fucking geldmyered.
Geldmyer by Rob sandirt January 17, 2008
A term meaning someone who has got so tanked up and is so pissed off that theyre aint noone gonna beat his ass!!! The dude you avoid on a Friday night
Ahh shit mate, look hes gone all Geldard!!! Someones gonna get fecked up!!!
geldard by GrungeyJesus November 24, 2006
Alternative pronunciation of "girl" in a non-traditional Maori accent.

Describes a female that you either despise, or are attracted to.

Can be used in both a threatening tone, and a seductive nature.
"Get in the car gewl"

"Make me some eggs gewl"

*sniff* "Far you smell good gewl"

"See that gewl over there"

"I'm untouchable, you don't even know gewl"
Gewl by Lil-kazakh August 13, 2020

Lucy Gelderbloem 

The most amazing, stunning, beautiful human being in the entire universe. Everywhere she goes people are enchanted by her beauty. She is the most caring person in the world and can light up the room with a smile. She always knows how to cheer people up and she is the prettiest girl alive.
Did you see Lucy Gelderbloem yesterday? She’s so amazing.
Lucy Gelderbloem by Qwwetg March 23, 2020
adj. A much cooler sounding version of the word good.

Origins: "As Vana'diel Turns"
Fins: So I made this macro the other day...
Pru: Oh really? /killself
Fins: Wanna see it?
Pru: No, I...I don't really...actually. Just don't...show it to me...acutally..don't show me.
Fins: OK here goes.
HP=100% <annoyingnoise 9>
Pru: Wow. That's...That's pretty gewd. That's pretty good...

(example (c) the creators of "As Vana'diel Turns")
gewd by Kotone~chan March 27, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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