gewld

An acknowledgment of a fact, implying indifference or low-level disdain. Like the CB radio term "10-4", but of mundane or slightly annoying real-life situations.

Local Man: "Hey Area Man, wake up! You've gotta be at work in half an hour!"

Area Man: "Gewld."

by Wristy In The Jar January 7, 2011

Geld Weld

Geld weld refers to semen that dries on the tip of one's dick after ejaculation that later causes an erratic stream of urine. Walls, floors, shower curtains, and other unintended targets are often showered in the process. Geld is the German word for money and in this instance refers to a money shot.

In the movie 'Me, Myself, and Irene,' Jim Carrey's character gets a geld weld after a night of sex and hilariously pisses all over the bathroom.

by Kenny Canstacker January 16, 2011

Geldmyer

The act of taking a shit in a sock and hitting someone in the face with it.

Dude he just got fucking geldmyered.

by Rob sandirt January 17, 2008

geldard

A term meaning someone who has got so tanked up and is so pissed off that theyre aint noone gonna beat his ass!!! The dude you avoid on a Friday night

Ahh shit mate, look hes gone all Geldard!!! Someones gonna get fecked up!!!

by GrungeyJesus November 24, 2006

Gewl

Alternative pronunciation of "girl" in a non-traditional Maori accent.

Describes a female that you either despise, or are attracted to.

Can be used in both a threatening tone, and a seductive nature.

"Get in the car gewl"

"Make me some eggs gewl"

*sniff* "Far you smell good gewl"

"See that gewl over there"

"I'm untouchable, you don't even know gewl"

by Lil-kazakh August 13, 2020

Lucy Gelderbloem

The most amazing, stunning, beautiful human being in the entire universe. Everywhere she goes people are enchanted by her beauty. She is the most caring person in the world and can light up the room with a smile. She always knows how to cheer people up and she is the prettiest girl alive.

Did you see Lucy Gelderbloem yesterday? She’s so amazing.

by Qwwetg March 23, 2020

gewd

adj. A much cooler sounding version of the word good.

Origins: "As Vana'diel Turns"

Fins: So I made this macro the other day...
Pru: Oh really? /killself
Fins: Wanna see it?
Pru: No, I...I don't really...actually. Just don't...show it to me...acutally..don't show me.
Fins: OK here goes.
HP=100% <annoyingnoise 9>
Pru: Wow. That's...That's pretty gewd. That's pretty good...

(example (c) the creators of "As Vana'diel Turns")

by Kotone~chan March 27, 2005