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gasasstic flatulence 

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.
“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”

gayassmotherfuckingbullshit 

this is an expression one would use when they were killed in a ridiculous manner on MW or MW2. it especially applies to when a person is killed by someone who is obviously cheating.
"gayassmotherfuckingbullshit!"

"what dude?"
"that little acoging bitch that modded his 50cal shot me AGAIN!"
When you eat a pie of pizza or something like that and hot fucking fury shoots out of your ass cheeks
Kogan that chocolate fountain and pizza is a recipe for a gasasster
Gasasster by Naor the man December 27, 2019

shut you gayass up 

if said fast enough the would gayass sounds like gas and can be gotten away with when saying to people
shut you gayass up by Eric Taylor November 2, 2004

Gayass nigger 

Someone named jazsper is a gay ass nigher
1.U heard of that jazsper guy?
2.you mean that gayass nigger?
1.yeah

galasshole

A glasshole is a galactic asshole, also known as A Great Asshole in the Sky.
George W, the dipshit, galasshole of the century.
galasshole by Jacques Asse February 17, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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