Ganassche

cake frosting made from melted almondjoy, diarrhea, and semen

My brother Jed fucked my ass with an almondjoy and frosted my birthday cake with the delicious ganassche.

Ganassche by Herpderpity May 12, 2025

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ganachefied

'ga-nosh-e-fied' - the act of being sculpted of out of cake and ganache.

Cake artists sculpting a life-like cake out of cake and ganache. 'Leslie was ganachefied tonight and then eaten by the audience.'

ganachefied by artedibles April 25, 2012

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Ganassche • ganache • ganachefied • gananche spackler • Cock Ganache • Creamy ganache • Dab ganache • Gusset Ganache • rusty ganache • Drop the ganache.

Cock Ganache

Upon ejaculation of hot load of semen, the masturbating male allows his creamy release to flow down the sides of the penis head and shaft and to pool at the base. The term was coined and most often used by male members of the baking community and pastry chefs as Cock Ganache is similar to the consistency of real Ganache which is an icing or glaze made with cream.

Steven spent the afternoon in his dorm room after attending the morning's series of culinary arts classes. To break up the boredom of study, Steven wanked off three times that day and each time he created a lovely Cock Ganache.

Cock Ganache by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2014

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gananche spackler

Def 1:
A Spackler of Gananches is a person who gets laid a lot

Def 2:
a half insult half compliment for a friend who has done something sneaky/unusual/funny

Tyler: Mike, what's your secret?
Mike: I dunno man, i'm just a Ganache Spackler

Connor: I just stole a decorative autumn squash from an industrial greenhouse.
Geoff: Connor, you're such a Gananche Spackler.

gananche spackler by afterdeth September 23, 2007