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Ganassche 

cake frosting made from melted almondjoy, diarrhea, and semen
My brother Jed fucked my ass with an almondjoy and frosted my birthday cake with the delicious ganassche.
Ganassche by Herpderpity May 12, 2025
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ganachefied

'ga-nosh-e-fied' - the act of being sculpted of out of cake and ganache.
Cake artists sculpting a life-like cake out of cake and ganache. 'Leslie was ganachefied tonight and then eaten by the audience.'
ganachefied by artedibles April 25, 2012

Cock Ganache 

Upon ejaculation of hot load of semen, the masturbating male allows his creamy release to flow down the sides of the penis head and shaft and to pool at the base. The term was coined and most often used by male members of the baking community and pastry chefs as Cock Ganache is similar to the consistency of real Ganache which is an icing or glaze made with cream.
Steven spent the afternoon in his dorm room after attending the morning's series of culinary arts classes. To break up the boredom of study, Steven wanked off three times that day and each time he created a lovely Cock Ganache.
Cock Ganache by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2014

gananche spackler 

Def 1:
A Spackler of Gananches is a person who gets laid a lot

Def 2:
a half insult half compliment for a friend who has done something sneaky/unusual/funny
Tyler: Mike, what's your secret?
Mike: I dunno man, i'm just a Ganache Spackler

Connor: I just stole a decorative autumn squash from an industrial greenhouse.
Geoff: Connor, you're such a Gananche Spackler.
gananche spackler by afterdeth September 23, 2007
melting chocolate type till a chocolate dessert
As ganache,I bring out no noise first,but lovely then is,a ganache ,on top with pistachio!
ganache by bad,good? April 15, 2020
“No! Absolutely not! You aren’t using my body pillow! You’re taint is covered in shit! You got a dirty ganache!”
Ganache by Slumdogthousanaire November 9, 2019
Every leap year, the 29th of February is referred to as "ganache".
How is your family celebrating ganache this year?

My birthday is on ganache!
ganache by marinebrother December 13, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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