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A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!
You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!
Gastard by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017
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Gatstroking

When you form a pistol shape with your fingers, whilst cycling them backwards above your head
"Oh bruv, you see that kid over there when that riddim dropped"
"Yeah he was Gatstroking all over the joint - no safety catch on dat ting"
Gatstroking by Tizzy Tekkers September 19, 2017
A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.
"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"
Gastard by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009
A mix between Darius in League of Legends and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
If a player plays Gastarius he MUST sing the Gaston-song from the movie.
I think I will play Gastarius today.
Gastarius by Neomancer712 March 17, 2013
someone who thinks he is heaps mad and thinks he is a star
but is actually quite gay.
"wow that guy sure thinks he is a ganstar"
ganstar by fred fredson September 27, 2008
Guy 1: Dude, look at that gay guy over there kicking that puppy.

Guy 2: I know he's such a gastard!
Gastard by Delicious Nuggets January 14, 2009