garthly

Adj. Something harmless yet long-term, or long in general.

That prank was pretty garthly. I'm going to post a garthly assignment.

by Shortyletisue July 1, 2023

Garthy Point

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.

Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!

by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014

Garthy

A cough with a degree of phlegm, but not "phlegmy" per say. Can also be used in the context of saying something with a hoarse, sick-sounding voice.

"Since having this head cold, I've started sounding really garthy."

by NewLinguistic2k16 October 2, 2018

Garthy

A demon capable of mass destruction

Garthy will consume all

by Doctor Yeet March 29, 2019

garthy

Something that is not boss.

Bro, that shirt is like hella garthy.

by I AM AN FBI AGENT! April 14, 2006