garthly

Adj. Something harmless yet long-term, or long in general.

That prank was pretty garthly. I'm going to post a garthly assignment.

garthly by Shortyletisue July 1, 2023

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Garthy Point

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.

Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!

Garthy Point by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014

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Garthy

A cough with a degree of phlegm, but not "phlegmy" per say. Can also be used in the context of saying something with a hoarse, sick-sounding voice.

"Since having this head cold, I've started sounding really garthy."

Garthy by NewLinguistic2k16 October 2, 2018

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Garthy

A demon capable of mass destruction

Garthy will consume all

Garthy by Doctor Yeet March 29, 2019

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garthy

Something that is not boss.

Bro, that shirt is like hella garthy.

garthy by I AM AN FBI AGENT! April 14, 2006

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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