garthal 

Someone who is unnaturally neutral. Anyone named Garthal is a friendly sprit most compatible with first names that start with P,O,F and last names that start with E,C,M. Garthal’s favorite color is “neutral pink” and enjoys riding a bike in a park while the leaves fall.

“Garthal what do you think about LGBTQ?”

“I have no opinion”-Garthal

Garthal is misunderstood

garthal by hibbonobia! October 15, 2023

gnarfle the garthak 

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

gnarfle the garthak by Santi August 4, 2005

Garthangiclaw

Garthangiclaw is a large sea dwelling animal that feeds on anything and everything, however, over the recent years, has been said to be developing a taste for humans.

It is said to be the size of a double decker bus, and can shoot poison darts from 1356ft below sea level with 98% accuracy. It also has the ability to fly, but airtime does not generally exceed 12 seconds.

It has only been seen twice, and it is said that Garthangiclaw let these people live (after eating their vessel and remaining crew) for the specific purpose of telling its story (yes, Garthangiclaw can talk).

"neoh my gaad, it's Garthangiclaw!"

Garthangiclaw by matchoo87 September 19, 2011

garthathian 

Connor

Connor is a garthathian

garthathian by Hdidndjdjbd September 28, 2015

Garthantuo 

a longer version of the name garth.

hi my name is garthantuo. but you can call me garth for short :D

Garthantuo by vagsaurustotherex November 4, 2010

garthamlock 

The arsehole of Glasgow where even the rats don't stray too far from home for fear of getting robbed by some skaghead.

Garthamlock? Fuck going there!

garthamlock by Mightyswan November 4, 2015

gartholwg 

a prison made for young children in order to keep them from seeing the outside, birthed in wales this school is a battleground and if you aren't prepared your already dead.

Man 1: where are you going for high school?
Man 2: the battleground... Gartholwg

gartholwg by Average Person Enjoyer 3000 June 9, 2022