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Feeling like an Absolute Gargoyle after a night out. Totally destroyed with the worst hangover possible after having 30 shots of sambuca and 58 pints of Fosters. Technically Brain dead.
As in "Got in at 5am after a belting sesh down the local and now I feel Gargoilic"

(Feel like a Gargoyle)
gargoilic by Mr 5 F***ing Euros September 28, 2013
Words you can keep

garmolic 

jar-mol-ik Very odd or extremely weird
You're acting very garmolic today.
John and David are very garmolic.
garmolic by CarolD March 26, 2007

Gargoyling 

The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.
The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.
Gargoyling by M Jonesy February 3, 2010

Garbolicious 

adj.
--when someone or something is as amazing, cool, or good looking as Greg Garbowsky, bassist for The Jonas Brothers

Created by Sami and Emily on July 25th, 2008.

Note: There is a song that goes along with it, and Garbo knows about both.
"Wow! That guy is gorgeous!"
"He's alright, but nowhere near garbolicious."
Garbolicious by xSamanthaJean January 16, 2009

Garbolicious 

Anything overly amazing, confusing, awesome, or any other extreme word. Also, anything equally as amazing, or pertaining to Jonas Brothers' bassist Greg Garbowsky.
*This definition was made possible by the Team Jonas Flux Crew.
*Examples created by jonasobsessie1
that shirt is so garbolicious

or

that mathematical equation is only possible in a garbolicious manner

Gargoyling 

it's when you go to the toilet in some ramdom bathroom and you need to drop a deuce but the toilet is so gross that you perch yourself on it while your taking a dump.
that bathroom was so nasty I had to perch myself to take a shit, total gargoyling.
Gargoyling by neofloyd March 16, 2009

Gargoyling 

The act of squatting on the top of a keg and drinking from the tap.
She was gargoyling on the keg.
Gargoyling by luvniswutigot October 24, 2009
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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