The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.
The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.
by M Jonesy February 03, 2010
by uncle woodrow June 02, 2015
it's when you go to the toilet in some ramdom bathroom and you need to drop a deuce but the toilet is so gross that you perch yourself on it while your taking a dump.
by neofloyd March 16, 2009
by luvniswutigot October 24, 2009
The act of painting one's body silver, then at night turning on a light and commencing to jerk in front of a window. When people pass by they will see the image of a gargoyle.
by The Gargoyler March 19, 2009
(v): The act of peering down into a large group of people gathered in a large social setting (typically a bar or party) with the intent of flirting (or picking up) people in the group. Usually used as a negative connotation.
The girls were eager to leave the bar when they noticed the group of young men gargoyling them from the 2nd level.
by vadnp August 30, 2009
The act of a female perching over a male's cock and giving head from the squatting position. Thus if someone were to walk by it would look like a gargoyle perched over a male.
by yupski December 28, 2010