gargo

gargo means "guaranteed" or "of course"

hey, can you get me a beer?

- Gargo!

by gargago September 30, 2014

gargo

A seedy specimen with a taste for midget porn and veggie burgers.

Too rare in nature to provide.

by Troy Howarth November 26, 2003

gargo

To ingest significant amounts of semen via a funnel and/or bukakke.

I can't believe my luck that I was able to entice all those strange men to my house so I could practice a little gargo.

by Henry Fool November 24, 2003