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gargo means "guaranteed" or "of course"

hey, can you get me a beer?

- Gargo!

gargo by gargago September 30, 2014

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gargo

A seedy specimen with a taste for midget porn and veggie burgers.

Too rare in nature to provide.

gargo by Troy Howarth November 25, 2003

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gargo

To ingest significant amounts of semen via a funnel and/or bukakke.

I can't believe my luck that I was able to entice all those strange men to my house so I could practice a little gargo.

gargo by Henry Fool November 24, 2003

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Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

Crapper gargoyle by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

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GARGON

The aliens watchdog portayed by a giant lobster from a 1950 sci fi flick.

The teenagers fled in terror as the GARGON attacked.

GARGON by lil' nicky July 30, 2011

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Gargoyle in drag

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

Gargoyle in drag by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

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Garbogaldygook

Extreme gobbledygook; unfathomable nonsense.

"You actually understand that garbogaldygook?"

Garbogaldygook by Cheekli March 19, 2019

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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