gargo 

gargo means "guaranteed" or "of course"

hey, can you get me a beer?

- Gargo!

gargo by gargago September 30, 2014

gargo 

A seedy specimen with a taste for midget porn and veggie burgers.

Too rare in nature to provide.

gargo by Troy Howarth November 25, 2003

gargo 

To ingest significant amounts of semen via a funnel and/or bukakke.

I can't believe my luck that I was able to entice all those strange men to my house so I could practice a little gargo.

gargo by Henry Fool November 24, 2003

Crapper gargoyle 

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

Crapper gargoyle by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

GARGON 

The aliens watchdog portayed by a giant lobster from a 1950 sci fi flick.

The teenagers fled in terror as the GARGON attacked.

GARGON by lil' nicky July 30, 2011

Gargoyle in drag 

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

Gargoyle in drag by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Garbogaldygook

Extreme gobbledygook; unfathomable nonsense.

"You actually understand that garbogaldygook?"

Garbogaldygook by Cheekli March 19, 2019