garfsexual

If someone’s says he’s garfsexual, call the authorities and run away from him

Person 1: did you know Paul is garfsexual?
Person 2: we should probably avoid him from now on
Person 1: agreed

by Proud_garfsexual June 20, 2019

graysexual

Written also: greysexual

adj: sometimes having sexual attraction and/or feelings, but usually not. generally asexual but perhaps capable of sexual desire under certain conditions, eg love or romance.

noun: person who identifies as graysexual

Whereas sexual orientation exists along a continuum of heterosexual, bisexual and homosexual, sex drive also exists along a continuum. Some people (highly sexual) desire to have sex with anyone they can; some people (strictly asexual) have no sexual desires; graysexuals are predominantly asexual but capable of manifesting sexual desires under specific circumstances. This is not to be confused with an asexual that is satisfying a partner's sexual desires despite lacking sexual desire of their own.

"Look at all of these hot chicks!"
"Eh."
"Dude, are you gay?"
"Nah, I'm graysexual. I can see that there are plenty of hot chicks here, but that doesn't mean I want to have sex with any of them."

by the_smasher November 29, 2009

gyrosexual

someone who gets horny for green things

Person 1, you're a gyrosexual creepo

by HORNYGREENMAN January 17, 2017

Gyrosexual

A person with a strong sexual attraction to people, things, or animals of the colour green

Matthew you can't shove a green marker up your asshole! YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL

by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017

Gyrosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the colour green.

Gyrosexual Jason: *moan* oh ya. I wanna fuck this cucumber all night long. *slurp*
Fucking Billy: Holy shit guys. That girl with the green hair is so hot. (the green haired girl looks like this: bitly2kcAAO2)

by GyrosexualDegenerate January 21, 2017

Gyrosexual

A gyrosexual is a person who is sexually aroused by the colour green and

MATTHEW!! Stop trying to have hardcore anal with cacti they aren't interested... (sigh) you dumb gyrosexual.

by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 22, 2017

Gyrosexual

People (mostly named Matthew) who are easily sexually aroused by anything of the colour green

MATTHEW!!! It's not okay to shove whole avocados up your dick hole... you stupid gyrosexual

by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 27, 2017