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Garfie, a slang word used in the east of England, meaning fat dick.

Hey! Check it out, this guy has one hell of a garfie!

garfie by Sovietum July 8, 2019

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garfie

Slang for shredded beef jerky.

Trisha went to the store and bought garfie and a grape soda.

garfie by Kevin July 25, 2004

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Lil Garfie

A rockstar from space gang that loves to trip and spreads positive energy that originated in Florida

Is that lil Garfie the rockstar he’s so hot

Lil Garfie by Space gang June 26, 2023

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Garfield's friend Odie

From Garfield the cat of cartoons, Odie is his best friend besides his teddy bear & Odie always gets picked on by Garfield.

Garfield's friend Odie sure gets the worst of it from Garfield!

Garfield's friend Odie by Starchylde May 29, 2016

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Andrew Garfield

the bestest and only men ever.
source of serotonin.

andrew garfield; tony award winner, academy award nominee

Andrew Garfield by heybesties March 13, 2021

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Andrew Garfield

The hottest man alive

“Who is Andrew Garfield”
“ a celebrity that I would get on my knees for”

Andrew Garfield by Swagplease December 25, 2021

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Garfeldi

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan

Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.

Garfeldi by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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