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garfielf 

garfielf, you are such a fat cat, why are you so fat?
garfielf by jonthestupidfuk June 9, 2017
Words you can keep

garfielf 

stuffing your face as usual.

I gotta have a good meal

Garfield, you fat cat you are so big and fat why are you so fat

I eat, Jon. it's what I do

it's time to kick odie of the table

dont do it garfielf, that's our pet dog odie

you're going into orbit, you stupid mutt

GAAAAARRRFIIIELD!!!

time for a nap. I'm a cat who loves to snooze

garfield you lazy cat

I hate alram clocks

I'm am hungry I want some lasaga

you're eating us out of house and home, garmfield

enough with The Chit Chat let's get some grub going

Grub time...

where Are the 3-cheese pizzas

I ate those food

where Are the taco shells?

I ate those food

where did all the hamburger helper go

*brup*
You're such a bad kitty that's it I've had it with you that does it i'm done that's the last straw grarfileld

garfielf
garfielf by Macroplanet May 24, 2021

garfielf 

Ironic and overexaggerated name of cat Garfield, from the video meme "garfielf". Used in a satiric way, to sum up, persons laziness and insulting indifference.
You "garfielf " useless moron
garfielf by wasodert October 19, 2017

Garfield's friend Odie 

From Garfield the cat of cartoons, Odie is his best friend besides his teddy bear & Odie always gets picked on by Garfield.
Garfield's friend Odie sure gets the worst of it from Garfield!

Andrew Garfield 

the bestest and only men ever.
source of serotonin.
andrew garfield; tony award winner, academy award nominee
Andrew Garfield by heybesties March 13, 2021

Andrew Garfield 

The hottest man alive
“Who is Andrew Garfield
“ a celebrity that I would get on my knees for”
Andrew Garfield by Swagplease December 25, 2021

Andrew Garfield 

Andrew Russell Garfield Hillman is the MOST kindest people in this world.
He's a bloody actor-brilliant portrayal.
OH AND HE IS A SUPERHERO REAL LIFE

He deserves happiness and love. He was robbed many times they robbed him many oscars and award.

An idol and inspiration for a lot of people.
He's relationship with Emma Stone was the precious thing in the world and the way he loves her.
SO YOU CAN NOT DONT LOVE HIM OR I KICK YOUR ASS UP
"andrew garfield is the best spider-man ever"

"i want a movie of andrew garfield playing the dad of tom holland"

"andrew garfield is hot as fuck"

"YOU KNOW THE ACTOR FROM HACKSAW RIDGE ? Andrew garfield isn't it ?"
HELL YEAH
Andrew Garfield by stonefield April 14, 2018
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