garbuncle 

When you take a huge shit and throw it at the nearest lamppost.

Hey, Gabe just pulled a garbuncle.

garbuncle by PeterGriffinFan17 March 20, 2023

Garfunkle 

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

Garfunkle by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

Garbunchian 

Commonly refers to someone that acts and looks like a retarded hobo. A hobo that is very dirty and with a long and fuzzy beard. Very close to a retarded and dirty Santa Clause.

Stop asking me if i want you to suck my nipples you damn garbunchian.

Garbunchian by Kelpman HA September 11, 2009

Gruncle

When your niece or nephew becomes a parent, you become a great uncle, a gruncle.

My niece had a baby girl and now I am Gruncle Bob.

Gruncle by Sutarooni April 26, 2009

GARFUNGLE 

GARFUNGLE is a very majestic and great being. He is so very majestic and wants Vincent to lick his big sweaty toe. There is only one GARFUNGLE in the universe. So if you ever find one then it is probably not a GARFUNGLE cuz there will never be another GARFUNGLE. Btw GARFUNGLE is very majestic if I haven’t mentioned it already.

Avery: Look how majestic garfungle is being right now

Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!

GARFUNGLE by Garfungle’s daughter’s friend June 11, 2019

Gruncle

Great uncle

Hello there gruncle fred!

Gruncle by TidoBruce January 18, 2021

Garbungle 

When someone is absolutely trash at something

Dude you’re so garbungle at smash bros i’m clapping you with villager

Garbungle by BigFroDH March 31, 2019