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Garfunkle
To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.
Garbunchian
Commonly refers to someone that acts and looks like a retarded hobo. A hobo that is very dirty and with a long and fuzzy beard. Very close to a retarded and dirty Santa Clause.
Garbunchian by Kelpman HA September 11, 2009
GARFUNGLE
GARFUNGLE is a very majestic and great being. He is so very majestic and wants Vincent to lick his big sweaty toe. There is only one GARFUNGLE in the universe. So if you ever find one then it is probably not a GARFUNGLE cuz there will never be another GARFUNGLE. Btw GARFUNGLE is very majestic if I haven’t mentioned it already.
Avery: Look how majestic garfungle is being right now
Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!
Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!
GARFUNGLE by Garfungle’s daughter’s friend June 11, 2019
Gruncle
Hello there gruncle fred!
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