Garbunchian 

Commonly refers to someone that acts and looks like a retarded hobo. A hobo that is very dirty and with a long and fuzzy beard. Very close to a retarded and dirty Santa Clause.

Stop asking me if i want you to suck my nipples you damn garbunchian.

Garbunchian by Kelpman HA September 11, 2009

garbunction

To smash down the trash in the garbage can so one can fit more trash in it.

Hey Tim, come use your size 15EEE shoe to garbunction the trash. I need to throw some more shit away.

garbunction by Scott Farley (not mine. I overheard this somewhere) September 3, 2008

gargunching 

the consumption of freshly born reptile eggs, then reproducing with said reptile while injecting cobra poison into the reptile.

Dude 1 : yo dude, wanna go gargunching later this afternoon?

Dude 2: sure, why not.

gargunching by c0rlex March 30, 2024