A fearful animal with a body like an ugly deer, a bill like a
duck, moose's antlers, and back legs like a rabbits. Only found in small
redneck towns on the outskirts of other
redneck towns, usually by people who are crazy, drunk, or both (crunk).
1.The ganoose can crush a boatload of men and
pick its
teeth with the ores.
2.Jimmy thought he shot himself a ganoose last
weekend, but it was just a couple of cows.