Gangles 

Any form of gastrointestinal distress including bloating, gurgles, cramps, turtle pops, short shits, or diarrhea.

"I need a shitter quick, I've got the Gangles."

Gangles by BOTWN September 12, 2021

Gangles 

Any form of gastrointestinal distress including bloating, gurgles, cramps, turtle pops, short shits, or diarrhea.

"I need a shitter quick, I've got the Gangles."

Gangles by BOWK September 20, 2021

Homie-G-Gangles 

Term used when referring to a gangly skinny gang banger.

Hey dude check out that homie-g-gangles.

Homie-G-Gangles by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009

Ganges Surprise 

The act of ejaculating into one's palm and slapping someone.

Fred: What's happening dude?
Bob: Ganges surprise!!
Fred: What the heck is that??
Bob: My sperm. Duh.

Ganges Surprise by SkittleLicker April 29, 2011

Gangler 

When something is both baller and gangster.

I got this fresh new outfit today and looked totally gangler.

Gangler by Shermanator887 February 17, 2021

Gangledorf

That one awkward dude at the party who is way to into beer-pong. It is Usually a lanky tall white male found standing by the beer-pong table drinking a Natty Light but can take many forms. You don't want to be the Gangledorf of the party.

David: Tyler, your friend's a Gangledorf.
Tyler: Fuck you man!
Lenny: TITTIES!

Gangledorf by Tiger Cock April 25, 2011

blessing the Ganges 

colloquialism

In India, all litter, urine, and feces eventually makes its way into the rivers, thanks to a complete lack of waste collection and water treatment, much like pre-20th Century Europe, USA/CAN, etc. Indians know this, but try not to/do not think about it, especially when 'cleansing' themselves by 'bathing' in the brownish-grey, litter and sewage filled 'sacred' waters of the Ganges/Ganga, which they further pollute with religious offerings (i.e. decorative litter) and dead bodies (not an exaggeration). Such (willful) ignorance eventually bites everyone in the ass. Ergo, any flagrant environmentally damaging human behavior can be lumped under the colloquialism 'blessing the Ganges.'

Cop: "Seeing how your McDonald's bag and Bacon McDouble wrapper are still stuck to my windshield, you won't mind this citation for littering."
Dwayne: "Yo, that ain't trash. That's just me usin' my's Constitutional right to freedom of religion. I was blessing the Ganges, dolla' menu style."

Elizabeth: "Why are you coming back in from outside? I thought you went to the bathroom."
Elly-May: "There was too long of a line for the one stall, so I headed for the alley beside the bar and blessed the Ganges."

Thaddeus: "Um, was that used engine oil I saw you dumping into the storm water drain this morning when I was leaving for the farmers market?!"
Ted: "Naw, Cuz. I just used 10W/40 to totally bless the Ganges."

blessing the Ganges by Bachelor boB December 17, 2013