gandolfed
gandolfed by Yo_its_smack February 13, 2017
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Gandolf Glacier
It is when you are titty banging a girl and blow on her chin. This gives her the distinctive look of that magical white wizard that used to pal around with hobbits. Next, tell her to get a towel, point to the wrong door (the one that leads outside,) lock said door, and leave her outside so that the "magic" freezes to her face.
I saw that Gandolf Glacier he gave her. Obviously, he chose to go through the mountains rather than brave the Mines of Moria.
Gandolf Glacier by pu re tun February 8, 2010
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James Gandolfini
Former character actor who finally starred in a leading role as the Mob boss matriarch on HBO's The Sopranos. He was great then, but proves to be even better now. He now proves to be a remarkable actor.
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Gandolfining
Getting too drunk/high as to where you pass out in an odd position, which makes it look like you are dead.
"We came home last night and he was gandolfining against the wall, next to the front door."
"I'll probably have one two many shots tonight and gandolfini it"
"I got fini'd last night"
"I'll probably have one two many shots tonight and gandolfini it"
"I got fini'd last night"
Gandolfining by grandmastergig July 7, 2013
Grace Gandolfi
I see you posted a picture with a black and white filter and an ominous caption. You are such a Grace Gandolfi.
Grace Gandolfi by Definition station July 2, 2014
The Gandolf
When a person is about to cum inside their significant other and they whisper in their ear " a wizard is neither late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means too. And the couple simultaneously orgasm together.
The Gandolf by Fehtal March 15, 2021
gandalfed
To be denied access to somewhere or something. Derived from Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers where Gandalf proclaims "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
gandalfed by Pedro the square January 18, 2009
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