You have to drop a deuce so bad you're looking for a public restroom. As you deuce-walk around a store looking for one a powerful contraction overwhelms you. You stop in your tracks and grab a shelf to brace yourself. You feel certain that you're going to lose this battle and ruin your pants. Just as the deuce is crowning you reach down deep finding willpower and sphinctoral strength you never knew you possessed. Shaking and sweating you grit your teeth and say "YOU...SHALL NOT...PAAASS!" sending the deuce back from whence it came.
You have gandalfed it.
You gain 122 xp.
You gain 1 rank in Sphinctoral Control.
You have gandalfed it.
You gain 122 xp.
You gain 1 rank in Sphinctoral Control.
That Port-a-john was nasty but I had already gandalfed it twice so I did what i had to do.
Gandalf it bro, only a mile to the rest area.
Gandalf it bro, only a mile to the rest area.
by Gurusmurf August 22, 2017
by thricegreatart May 24, 2010
To come back from the dead in a spectacular fashion, normally just in time to save someone's ass from getting kicked. Just like Gandalf in LOTR.
by pasdaddy May 7, 2009
by Prince Randorson November 3, 2015
Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.
by God July 22, 2003
To be denied access to somewhere or something. Derived from Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers where Gandalf proclaims "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
by Pedro the square October 7, 2008