Gaboonette

Semi erect female body part which creates a comfortable urination experience. Please do not try this at home.

My goodness Claire, Gloria tried to urinate yesterday, but she had a huge Gaboonette. She fell down and broke it... Poor Gloria.

by Petrie Mandlefraggen May 24, 2006

Goonette

The female equivalent of a gooner.

A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.

Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner

Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.

by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019

Goonette

A female Goon.

"Damn home girl is a Goonette."

by Jacksonn September 26, 2008

goonette

a real women.
a lady who straight up keeps it real and hood.

Na, dawg my girl wouldn't do nothing like that she a goonette.

by jeanie2 May 18, 2008

goonette

Tha realist out of them all..keeps it real..gutta & always rides fa her goon..tha female version of a goon

"im ya goon u my goonette"
"dang that goonette gutta"

by Myspace.com/s3asyoffical March 11, 2009

goonette

1. Strong, independent woman.
2. A woman who embodies and exudes confidence.
3. A woman who is able to overcome trials and tribulations set before her with style and grace.
4. Female hustler.
5. A survivor.

"i'm yo goon, you my goonette" - plies.

by boombooooom April 10, 2009

gammonette

The female version of a gammon.

Usually fat, sunburnt, with ugly tattoos and screaming kids. Will abuse retail workers for a discount and hates minorities.

Cor, look at that premium gammonette over there!

by slamkobe June 7, 2021