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gliberal 

Superficially, shallowly, or falsely liberal.
There is no Liberal Media; rather, it's the Gliberal Media.
gliberal by Vlad the Impaler June 13, 2007
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GLIBERTARIAN 

(Sometimes "Glibbertarian") From GLIB + libERTARIAN. A well-off or self-made individual who offers easy nostrums for complicated social and economic problems, usually centered around such premises as "A government program never helped anyone," or "Government is the cause of, not the answer to, America's problems."

A glibertarian response is frequently preceded by "Oh, just let this happen" or "Oh, all we need to do is . . . " Sometimes these statements elucidate libertarian principles, if a bit superficially, but more often invoke knee-jerk responses that offer snappy, painless solutions from anything but government.
"We have to get manufacturing back into this country."

"Oh, just let the magic of the market take care of that."

"What are we to do about illegal immigration?"

"Oh, all we need to do is get these folks onto a market-driven salary and off all these government programs like public schools and health care."

sarcastically: "Where on earth did you get all these wonderful solutions?"

"Oh, I'm a self-made man."

Original speaker sotto voce "A Glibertarian worships his own maker."
GLIBERTARIAN by al-in-chgo March 18, 2011

Galbert-Kun 

One of the most prolific and successful writers of fanfiction.net; Dude can write about ANYTHING and it will get multiple reviews.
Joe= Frank, you have too much dialogue in your fanfiction; if you balance your writing by adding text, you would be like Galbert-Kun.
Frank= Who's Galbert-Kun?
Joe= www.fanfiction.net/~galbertkun ; The man the legend has written over 150 stories and doesn't look like he's stopping anytime soon.

Jane= Dawn, I haven't read any good Naruto or Hayate the Combat Butler fanfiction; any suggestions?
Dawn= Go to www.fanfiction.net/u/1691077 because the author, Galbert-Kun, is a great romance fanfiction writer. His fics have made his readers cry due to the emotion of his stories.

Dawn= Thanks Jane, I can't wait to read Galbert-Kun's stories.
Galbert-Kun by HisPromoter May 29, 2010

galimberti

a person who becomes a pothead within 2 days of trying pot
wow that kid is such a galimberti
galimberti by extamiteter January 27, 2010

Glibertarian 

A Glibertarian is a glib libertarian
Glibertarian: sex, drugs, guns, endless wars
Glibertarian by karlol April 16, 2008

Galipernites 

A name given to a highly annoying oaf who uses incorrect or confused historical references to pompously get their point across. Often, the point being made is silly or meaningless.
Man I wish Galipernites would just shut the fuck up, he doesn't know what he's talking about!
Galipernites by Evan Moir March 16, 2004