by extamiteter January 27, 2010
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A recently discovered infection with no known cure. It is hypothesized that the infection will resolve itself over time, but the infection has not been present long enough to subject it to longitudinal study.
Symptoms include hyperfocus on any written, audio, or visual materials having to do with 2009 American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, known for his affection for glam fashion, glam music, and glitter. The infected subject is unable to change focus to, or even remember, necessary activities, which include but are not limited to homework, chores, picking up children from school, or previously scheduled events. Infected persons may also have financial difficulty due to purchasing numerous items related to Adam Lambert.
Glambertitis may also result in uncontrollable physical changes including increased heart rate, blood pressure, and breathing rate, as well as occasional inflammation and muscle contraction. (See also myopia, selective hearing, adamgasm, kradamgasm.)
A recently discovered infection with no known cure. It is hypothesized that the infection will resolve itself over time, but the infection has not been present long enough to subject it to longitudinal study.
Symptoms include hyperfocus on any written, audio, or visual materials having to do with 2009 American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, known for his affection for glam fashion, glam music, and glitter. The infected subject is unable to change focus to, or even remember, necessary activities, which include but are not limited to homework, chores, picking up children from school, or previously scheduled events. Infected persons may also have financial difficulty due to purchasing numerous items related to Adam Lambert.
Glambertitis may also result in uncontrollable physical changes including increased heart rate, blood pressure, and breathing rate, as well as occasional inflammation and muscle contraction. (See also myopia, selective hearing, adamgasm, kradamgasm.)
Kayla: Where's Marie? We're supposed to be studying for our Biology final in the morning.
Ashley: Forget it. She's been searching YouTube for Adam Lambert videos and interviews for six hours now and I can't tear her away from her laptop and iPod.
Kayla: Wow, sounds like she's caught a serious case of Glambertitis.
Ashley: Forget it. She's been searching YouTube for Adam Lambert videos and interviews for six hours now and I can't tear her away from her laptop and iPod.
Kayla: Wow, sounds like she's caught a serious case of Glambertitis.
by Anonyglam May 3, 2011
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A cocktail inspired by Adam Lambert. Served in a feather and glitter decorated glass, filled with a colourful, overwhelming liquid creation.
At a karoake bar
Jane: "Wow, that version of 'Whataya want from me' was awful"
Sue: "Yep... One too many Glambertini's makes anyone think they can perform better than Adam"
Jane: "Wow, that version of 'Whataya want from me' was awful"
Sue: "Yep... One too many Glambertini's makes anyone think they can perform better than Adam"
by bbbfunny December 3, 2010
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**Definition:** The fleeting and enchanting moment of soft, shimmering light that occurs during dawn or dusk when the sun's rays first touch the horizon, casting a delicate glow across the landscape.
**Definition:** The fleeting and enchanting moment of soft, shimmering light that occurs during dawn or dusk when the sun's rays first touch the horizon, casting a delicate glow across the landscape.
**Example:** As the Glimmertide bathed the tranquil seaside town in its gentle radiance, the world seemed to pause in silent admiration of the natural beauty unfolding before them.
by Bofast October 7, 2023
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by soysmash May 4, 2024
Get the Glimberize mug.For some Glamberts (fans of singer/actor Adam Lambert,) “Glambertism” is *almost* in a sense, a form of religion - it’s a way of being. Key components of Glambertism are following Adam’s example of spreading light and love, being kind, supporting charities, supporting the fight to end bullying, and being active allies of the LGBTQIA community to name a few. We love and support each other and we support Adam Lambert in everything he does. We worship the ground Adam walks on. January 29th (Adam’s birthday) is our high holiday.
“Oh man, I hope my boss will understand that I need January 29th off so that I may practice my religion of Glambertism!”
“OMG she would be A LOT less mean and petty if she practised Glambertism”
“OMG she would be A LOT less mean and petty if she practised Glambertism”
by carterLuvsAdam November 22, 2025
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