After Ryan was done wandering the island, he took the lady he met back to his abode and proceeded to take off her clothes when suddenly she whipped out a dick bigger than his, "What a giant galapenis !"he exclaimed.
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by Micropeni$ June 5, 2015
Get the Gigapenis mug.A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.
jalapeñis is A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.
by EOC September 19, 2013
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He walked out of the toilets in pain, a severe case of jalapenis ..... will teach him to wear rubber gloves next time he cooks mexican!
by El Craigo May 27, 2008
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Galapanosis Treatment Hot Dog,,,is only a sex act you should use with the love and/or sex/fuck buddy of your life.
by Jacob Bullis June 2, 2007
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Get the Galanis mug.The horrific burning sensation that occurs if you forget to wash your hands after chopping jalapenos and then go to the bathroom and/or partake in a little self- or other-loving. May also be known as jalagina.
"I had too much corona while making tacos and had to take a piss. My jalapenis is killing me."
"Barry started giving me some loving in the kitchen. Little did I know that he had been chopping peppers. My jalagina is the worst."
"Barry started giving me some loving in the kitchen. Little did I know that he had been chopping peppers. My jalagina is the worst."
by JMRY October 26, 2013
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