galapenis 

A penis of the galapagos islands.

After Ryan was done wandering the island, he took the lady he met back to his abode and proceeded to take off her clothes when suddenly she whipped out a dick bigger than his, "What a giant galapenis !"he exclaimed.

galapenis by DankDoritoDoge March 4, 2016

Gigapenis 

Gigapenis n. pl. gigapenii. A penis over 11.81 inches long.

Your mom enjoyed a gigapenis last night.

Gigapenis by Micropeni$ June 5, 2015

jalapeñis 

A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

jalapeñis is A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

jalapeñis by EOC September 19, 2013

Jalapenis 

The burning feeling felt after forgetting to wash your hands after handling chilies, and then urinating.

He walked out of the toilets in pain, a severe case of jalapenis ..... will teach him to wear rubber gloves next time he cooks mexican!

Jalapenis by El Craigo May 27, 2008

Galapanosis Treatment [Hot Dog] 

The man dips his penis in ketchup. Then puts on a top hat. While still wearing socks, he undresses his man/woman/hooker while dancing/singing to Frank Sinatra. Then he he does the acceptor up the butt making a sorta hot dog. Then blowing it in her ear.

Galapanosis Treatment Hot Dog,,,is only a sex act you should use with the love and/or sex/fuck buddy of your life.

Galapanosis Treatment [Hot Dog] by Jacob Bullis June 2, 2007

Galanis 

A elite group of Greek Gods who rule your town

person 1: All those damn Galanis' think they rule the town
person 2: they do...

Galanis by EandE bakery! December 2, 2009

Jalapenis 

The horrific burning sensation that occurs if you forget to wash your hands after chopping jalapenos and then go to the bathroom and/or partake in a little self- or other-loving. May also be known as jalagina.

"I had too much corona while making tacos and had to take a piss. My jalapenis is killing me."

"Barry started giving me some loving in the kitchen. Little did I know that he had been chopping peppers. My jalagina is the worst."

Jalapenis by JMRY October 26, 2013