A distraught young man with a small PP and is confused about his sexuality, he comforts himself by telling women "I'm the queef burglar, fear me or I will steel your queefs."
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Gaito is the Justin Bieber of Anime
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1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
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“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
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Thats a crap gatorade saxophone: the downpipe is too high and the shot gun hole is too far foward, i don't have guerilla-hands like you mother fucker.
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