gaito 

A distraught young man with a small PP and is confused about his sexuality, he comforts himself by telling women "I'm the queef burglar, fear me or I will steel your queefs."

That kid was being such a gaito so we shot him.

gaito by Wombatkiller July 29, 2009

Gaito 

Some kind of douche from the anime Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch. For some odd reason he has many, many, MANY fangirls.

Gaito is the Justin Bieber of Anime

Gaito by Samantha Mizuno April 10, 2011

neck gaiter 

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neck gaiter by Duckbill233 July 28, 2020

Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonism by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

gator farts 

This describes a long, gurgling low pitched series of farts.

Bruto let out gator farts which left the impression that a gator had somehow crawled up his ass!

gator farts by I, Wreckerrr January 6, 2017

gatorade saxophone 

home made water-pipe, constructed from a polyethylene terephthalate Gatorade container, primarily utilised for smoking cannabis and or cannabis resin.

Thats a crap gatorade saxophone: the downpipe is too high and the shot gun hole is too far foward, i don't have guerilla-hands like you mother fucker.

gatorade saxophone by MadFarmerBerry October 12, 2017