gagle fuck Share definition Flag A Term used to describe an overly crowded public place (i.e. a crowded resturant, hall way or stadium). This parking lot is a gagle fuck, I should have gotten my ass out of here earlier. gagle fuck by SmokieTheBear December 6, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the gagle fuck mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch