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Gazerbeam 

To get super high gaserbeamed
Yo dawg I smoked an ounce last night I was gazerbeaming
Gazerbeam by Pinkie158 April 2, 2020
A guy that appears physically aggressive (while most likely being aggressive) that has a soft side for the girl that he loves.
and he's pretty much the coolest guy around.
Guy 1: "yo dude that guy looks intimidating!"
Guy 2: "yeah dude, but he looks like a garebear, still lets not fuck with him!"
Garebear: "Hey dudes, drinks are on me!"
GareBear by THATDUDEISSOFLY! March 19, 2009
a very cute person who is sometimes being mean. a nickname for garrett.
i've never met a garbear like u.
garbear by yum February 22, 2005

GarrBear Muzzle Loader

When a person is sucking a dick vomits, the male then uses his dick to shove the vomit back down that person's throat
Yo bro this bitch puked on my dick this morning so I gave her a garrbear muzzle loader.

Gingerbeard 

A dude with brown, black, or blonde hair, who when he grows a beard, it is entirely red, or red in patches.

A man with a red beard is not an official ginger because he need not be pale, freckled, or be without a soul.

The most obvious gingerbeards are guys with black or dark hair that have random patches of red hair in their facial hair.

Also common is a beard that is entirely red, that awkwardly meets the different colored hair around the area of the sideburns.
Randy: Hey! look at that guy's beard, its bright red! that's weird because the rest of his hair is black.

Eric: That's a gingerbeard dumbass.

Connie: Wow, that's odd.

Rick: Yeah, why does he have a red beard when his natural hair color is obviously black?
Marjory: But he's not a ginger!
Rick: But that is fo sho a gingerbeard.

Son: Mom, hy does that guy have a red goatee and black beard?
Mom: Son, that's a gingerbeard, hopefully you'll be lucky enough to not become one someday.
Gingerbeard by Frank Coluccio November 17, 2009

Gamerberry 

The most potato player who ever potatoed at video games, also a squeaker
me/ wow bro you missed every shot
him/ its just a game
me/ your such a Gamerberry
Gamerberry by cjboss March 14, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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