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Gerbear refers to a person who's old and fat simultaneously.

Gerbear is derived from 2 word.
Geriatric meaning an old or elderly person and Bariatric meaning overweight.

Gerbear is pronounced Ger-Bear
When the Gerbear arrives you will know what a fat old person looks like.
Gerbear by Smalldick3 January 12, 2024
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Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.
Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.
Gerber balls by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011
A term loosely used for Gerard Way, lead singer of My Chemical Romance, by fans.
Aw, looks it's Geebear.

Geebear, Happy Birthday!

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.
Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.
Gerber Fuck by willvery March 3, 2017

Gerber Sauce 

Boy 1: So what happened with you and girl?
Boy 2: Babygirl went down and came up with "Gerber Sauce" all in her mouth.
Gerber Sauce by A.O.S. September 3, 2007

Gerber Slurper 

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.
That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.
Gerber Slurper by Big booty G November 8, 2020