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You've been Gack't!
by theintertron June 17, 2004
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gack in the crack

The substance in between a man's ass cheeks that creates skid marks. Also known as butt butter, gack in the crack is usually formed as a result of several components put together. These are:
1) A hairy ass
2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP
3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire
Mike took a hurried dump in the portajohn outside the stadium and then went back to tailgating. It was a long walk back to the pickup and the hot weather made him sweat. By the time he got back to the beer cooler he had some gack in the crack.
by Wiseman July 14, 2006
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Todd Gack

A person using false excuses notably spurious bets knowing he'll lose in order to extract (win) dates from attractive women; character from NBC sitcom Seinfeld that placed a small bet knowing he'll lose.
by zksi December 11, 2013
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Todd Gack

That was very Todd Gack of Reuben to say..
by lilbwoycriesallthewayhome October 11, 2021
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gackt

Gackt (aka Gakuto, aka Camui Gackt, aka Gackt M.S. Camui) is an extremely well-known and much-admired Japanese pop/rock star. He claims to have been born on July 4, 1540; however, slightly more reliable sources indicate his birthdate is probably closer to July 4, 1973.

He was first a member (vocalist) of the band Cains:Feel. However, his popularity and charisma because apparent only after he became the lead vocal for the band Malice Mizer. He joined the band in late (October) of 1995. They enjoyed a successful career together until 1998, when the Gackt departed from the band. ((The other members are as follows: Mana (guitar and vocals), Kozi (guitar and vocals), Tetsu (vocals), Yu~ki (bass), Kami (drums). )) There are several different reasons given as to why Gackt left the group, including that the rest of the band asked that he leave, despite his wishes to stay with them.

After leaving Malice Mizer, Gackt embarked upon a very successful solo career. He has written stories, starred in movies (most notably the film <i>Moonchild</i>, in which he acted alongside Hyde of L'arc~en~Ciel fame.), designed clothing, done work on a video game (Bujingai), and opening a restaurant. He also defeated Matsumoto of the group Downtown in a game of pool on the pop culture show "Hey Hey Hey!" and became the King of Billiards.
Once, Gackt claimed 'Banana Fish' to be one of his favorite mangas.
by S. Chopstick January 4, 2005
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gacktophilia

An erotic attraction towards the singer, Camui Gackt.
me: Yah...i'm a gacktophiliac!
you: whats gacktophilia?
me: the feelings I feel for gaku-chan
by Julie Shadlow April 2, 2007
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Gackt

An extremely popular Japanese Singer. He became popular with the band Malice Mizer, but eventually started a solo career. He can speak a plethora of languages, including Chinese, English, French and his native tounge. His style often changes, but he usually wears blue contacts.
He was once married to a Korean woman, but it ended badly and he is not enthusiastic to marry again- also because he was quoted that "dating" was a favorite pastime. He almost drowned as a child, and experienced trauma with the paranormal (hearing spirits), and therefore does not want to have any children of his own. He is also an experienced martial artist and his body fat percentage ranges from a mere 6%-8%.
Due to Gackt's sex appeal his fans mainly consist of women(though there are also rumors he is homosexual-which were never adressed by Gackt himself.). He has produced many different genres of music-rock, pop, ballad, ect-which appeal to all genders and all ages, all over the world. He has also appeared in movies, the latest being the sucessful Moonchild.
"Did you hear about Gackt's new album, Black Stone?"

"AAAAAHHHH! Gackuto-san!! Aishiteru!!"

"Gackt should tour in the U.S."
by SwtMsT June 7, 2005
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