A fearful animal with a body like an ugly deer, a
bill like a
duck,
moose's antlers, and back legs like a rabbits. Only found in small redneck towns on the outskirts of other redneck towns, usually by people who are crazy, drunk, or both (crunk).
1.The ganoose can crush a boatload of
men and pick its
teeth with the ores.
2.Jimmy thought he
shot himself a ganoose last weekend, but it was just a couple of cows.