A fearful animal with a body like an ugly deer, a
bill like a duck, moose's antlers, and back legs like a rabbits. Only found in
small redneck towns on the outskirts of other redneck towns, usually by
people who are crazy, drunk, or both (crunk).
1.The ganoose can crush a boatload of men and
pick its teeth with the ores.
2.Jimmy thought he
shot himself a ganoose last weekend, but it was
just a couple of cows.