A fearful animal with a body like an
ugly deer, a bill like a duck, moose's antlers, and back legs like a rabbits. Only found in small
redneck towns on the outskirts of other
redneck towns, usually by people who are crazy, drunk, or both (crunk).
1.The ganoose can crush a boatload of men and pick its teeth with the ores.
2.
Jimmy thought he
shot himself a ganoose last weekend, but it was just a couple of cows.