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neck gaiter
This thing that Urban dictionary wants you to buy along with their Mug because of the COVID-19 pandemic.
neck gaiter by Duckbill233 July 28, 2020
Neck Gaiter
Neck Gaiter by MrMikeX May 4, 2020
Neck gaiter
Neck gaiter by COMMUNISM 100 September 7, 2020
Kevlar Neck Gaiter
A metaphorical badge of loyalty usually referenced as an item of travel gear when visiting a good friend in a tight spot.
“I’m visiting my buddy in the Army next week but he’s stationed at a pretty wild post, you know, murders, kidnappings, war brides, that kind of thing; so, I’ll definitely be packing my Kevlar neck gaiter.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”
Kevlar Neck Gaiter by Tin Hat Kippah December 9, 2020
Gabija
Gabija is a common girl name in Lithuania. Gabija's are very cool, pretty, intelligent and one of the best friends you can ever have! Gabijas are so pretty, everyone falls for them. Gabijas are perfect in every way whatsoever. They are also so unproblematic. If u have a Gabija as a friend then treasure her forever
(P.s. no I'm not a Gabija)
(P.s. no I'm not a Gabija)
Kate: Did you hear about the new girl, Gabija?
Madison: Yes! All the boys want her and I want to be as pretty as her too!
Madison: Yes! All the boys want her and I want to be as pretty as her too!
Gabija by Alphabetsong May 1, 2020
square gait
To square gate is to march or walk with the arm swinging forward at the same time as the corresponding leg i.e. right hand, right leg.
Awkward and distinctive.
Called a 'square' gait as the natural rythmn or 'gait' is altered to be equal instead of alternate (i.e. right arm, left leg).
A term commonly used within military organisations.
Awkward and distinctive.
Called a 'square' gait as the natural rythmn or 'gait' is altered to be equal instead of alternate (i.e. right arm, left leg).
A term commonly used within military organisations.
square gait by whyteivy March 11, 2008
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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