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To Head into a club with confidence only to lose the first 3 girls you try and chat up.
Oh man, ive been rejected all night, i've pulled a Van Gaal
Van Gaal by Turkey Burgers August 27, 2014
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louis van gaal 

stupid arrogant twat with no sense of tactics whatsoever and seems content to run uniteds legacy into the ground shit on it then flamethrower it and use the ashes as kitty litter for his pet/wife
the worst manager since moyes-louis van gaal
louis van gaal by mrbigpenis6969 September 2, 2016
A short term to describe the couples GaaraXLee, two ninjas from Naruto.
A popular Naruto yaoi couple is GaaLee.
GaaLee by Goober101 June 12, 2007
Go Away And Let Me In Peace

Used when you're pretty annoyed.
"Hey, do you want some tea?"
"No, I'm ok"
"Are you sure, it's delicious!"
"Yes I'm sure now go away"
"Are you still..."
"YES YOU BASTARD, gaalmip"
GAALMIP by Yononimo January 4, 2019
Gaalyah is truly amazing .Child with a heart of gold,fascinated with the land of Israel. Out going ,stubborn,BEAUTIFUL kindhearted. realest friend ever (Best friend#GS4E),outstanding appearance ,intelligent,great personality..too numinous to define
im thinking of a beautiful god blessed person,she's an extraordinary human ,do you no who that is ??
yes,its Gaalyah!
gaalyah by junkey June 11, 2018
When someone is annoying and you wanna send him away . Gaalmip means: Go Away And Let Me In Peace. Could result as an insult.
Jake: " Hey dude what's up? Do you wanna play? Or eat? Or hang out? Or drink something? Or dance? Or..."
Dylan: "Could you please let me alone?! Gaalmip!!
GAALMIP by Chrononimo July 22, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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