Chrononimo's definitions

Plutonism

Someone affected by plutonism is a person who thinks pluto is NOT a planet

Guy: "Let's google if pluto is a planet... *types* WHAT??!! Google is so affected by plutonism! Especially astronomers!"
Friend: "I told ya!"

by Chrononimo July 26, 2018

GAALMIP

When someone is annoying and you wanna send him away . Gaalmip means: Go Away And Let Me In Peace. Could result as an insult.

Jake: " Hey dude what's up? Do you wanna play? Or eat? Or hang out? Or drink something? Or dance? Or..."
Dylan: "Could you please let me alone?! Gaalmip!!

by Chrononimo July 22, 2018

Comy-a

Comy-a is intended to be a shortened version of "Come here"

Used if someone wants you to come there

Friend: "Hey, comy-a! Where are you going??"
You: "I'm going home, bye idiot."

by Chrononimo July 25, 2018

a stripp

A low amount of money when you for example buy something.

"What did you buy?"

"Well, I bought a watch for a stripp. There were big sales today!"

by Chrononimo July 27, 2018

swaggy

Someone that feels like a pro or swag/cool.

Used when someone keeps saying that he's very good at something or is feeling cool.

Guy: "Boy I just got such cool sunglasses! I bet every kid in my school will ask me to be friends!"
Friend: "Look at that kid! He's feeling so swaggy."
You: "Yeah! Like toy sunglasses would make him cool."

by Chrononimo July 23, 2018

flearther

Definition of someone believing that the earth is flat

Flearth = Flat Earth

Sarah: "I wonder how the orbit of the ISS is around the world! You know the world is flat so the orbit should be strange."
Mike: "HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU, THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, YOU FLEARTHER"

by Chrononimo July 23, 2018

Jeffzoned

When you get friendzoned by everyone.

Jeffzoned/Jeffzone:
(7th time) "Wanna be my gf?? :D"

"Uhm... I need to go to lesson!"

"But there is o lesson goin.. where u runnin? Oh cmon!"

by Chrononimo April 24, 2018