Definitions by Chrononimo

a stripp

A low amount of money when you for example buy something.

"What did you buy?"

"Well, I bought a watch for a stripp. There were big sales today!"

a stripp by Chrononimo July 27, 2018

Plutonism 

Someone affected by plutonism is a person who thinks pluto is NOT a planet

Guy: "Let's google if pluto is a planet... *types* WHAT??!! Google is so affected by plutonism! Especially astronomers!"
Friend: "I told ya!"

Plutonism by Chrononimo July 26, 2018

Yame 

When you don't know what to say at a specific situation in a conversation

speaked "ya-mae"

Sister: "I bet it was you to steal my phone! You was there with me!"
You: "It wasn't me for the last time! Someone must have stolen..."
Sister: "I know it was you even if I didn't look! Tell me the truth!"
You: "Yame!"

Yame by Chrononimo July 25, 2018

Comy-a 

Comy-a is intended to be a shortened version of "Come here"

Used if someone wants you to come there

Friend: "Hey, comy-a! Where are you going??"
You: "I'm going home, bye idiot."

Comy-a by Chrononimo July 25, 2018

magnetic love 

It's when you have a relationship with someone else that makes everybody around you jealous.

Guy: "Boy, that guy is so lucky! His girlfriend is the famous girl in the school! I hate him."
SomeoneOverThere: "Yeah! It's like a magnetic love that attracts everyone! He's such a lucky one. I wish I could be him!"

magnetic love by Chrononimo July 24, 2018

1 desh 

1 desh = 2.3 km/1.42915miles (About the lenght of an airport runway)

It's a unit of measurement just like km, miles, yard, ...

Me: "What do you mean with '1 desh'??
You: "I mean 1.42915 miles! It's the new unit! Didn't you know that?"
Me: "Actually not."

1 desh by Chrononimo July 23, 2018

flearther 

Definition of someone believing that the earth is flat

Flearth = Flat Earth

Sarah: "I wonder how the orbit of the ISS is around the world! You know the world is flat so the orbit should be strange."
Mike: "HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU, THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, YOU FLEARTHER"

flearther by Chrononimo July 23, 2018