Jeffzoned

When you get friendzoned by everyone.

Jeffzoned/Jeffzone:
(7th time) "Wanna be my gf?? :D"

"Uhm... I need to go to lesson!"

"But there is o lesson goin.. where u runnin? Oh cmon!"

by Chrononimo April 24, 2018

Gossa

The negative of "gonna". Gonna = going to, Gossa = not going to.

Jeff: I bet you will now kill me and gain another point!
Bob: I'm gossa kill you! Don't worry!

by Chrononimo April 29, 2018

a stripp

A low amount of money when you for example buy something.

"What did you buy?"

"Well, I bought a watch for a stripp. There were big sales today!"

by Chrononimo July 27, 2018

Gekt

Gekt stays for: Get Rekt. Used mostly in videogames (such as minecraft or roblox...). This word has another meaning that can be even offensive. If you say gekt to someone remember to tell him the meaning (Urban Dictionary).

"GEKT NUB! LOL HAHA"
"u wot m8?"

by Chrononimo April 20, 2018

flearther

Definition of someone believing that the earth is flat

Flearth = Flat Earth

Sarah: "I wonder how the orbit of the ISS is around the world! You know the world is flat so the orbit should be strange."
Mike: "HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU, THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, YOU FLEARTHER"

by Chrononimo July 23, 2018

magnetic love

It's when you have a relationship with someone else that makes everybody around you jealous.

Guy: "Boy, that guy is so lucky! His girlfriend is the famous girl in the school! I hate him."
SomeoneOverThere: "Yeah! It's like a magnetic love that attracts everyone! He's such a lucky one. I wish I could be him!"

by Chrononimo July 24, 2018

1 desh

1 desh = 2.3 km/1.42915miles (About the lenght of an airport runway)

It's a unit of measurement just like km, miles, yard, ...

Me: "What do you mean with '1 desh'??
You: "I mean 1.42915 miles! It's the new unit! Didn't you know that?"
Me: "Actually not."

by Chrononimo July 23, 2018