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swig(g)ler/swig(g)lar/swig(g)ling
1. N: One who messes things up/fucks them up beyond all recognition, or who generally sucks, especially below the belt and on non-human mammals.
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition
"Jason is such a fucking swiglar!You can sure tell that he was raised by trailer trash!!"
"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"
"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"
swig(g)ler/swig(g)lar/swig(g)ling by swizzbo March 5, 2004
glarded
Glarded funds may not be transferred into an account which is in a tax clode without an inoppolity certificate
glarded by NuclearCrawdad March 19, 2021
glarded
past participle of to glard
a state or nature of funds
A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account
When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics
Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons
a state or nature of funds
A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account
When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics
Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons
to glard
the act of making one's funds glarded
A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account
When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics
Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons
A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account
When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics
Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons
Glarded
Glarded by Auriaboris March 20, 2021
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