FWAFF

Tight canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal

Alternative word for vagina

Did she have a nice FWAFF?

FWAFF by FWAFF muncher July 3, 2020

fwaff

To be attacked by a chicken (or other bird's) wings, typically by holding a chicken in front of one's face without pinning their wings, allowing them to fwaff you.

Bob held the chicken wrong and got fwaffed.

fwaff by WhatTheFreakingFrick October 24, 2022

fawaffle 

Fawaffle, a portmanteau of falafel and waffle.

Mr. PB: "I'd feel awful if this great idea fell apart because we got distracted by something else, as we are often wont to do."
Todd: "Wait did you say feel awful or falafel?"
Mr. PB: "I said, ‘Feel awful,’ but tell me more about this falafel idea."
Todd: "Falafel or fawaffle?"
Mr. PB: "What!"

fawaffle by natalie portmanteaux June 14, 2021

faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.

I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.

faffing about by eydryan September 20, 2011

Faffery

Slow progress, beating around the bush.
Generally wasting time.

'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.'

Faffery by Meadhbh January 4, 2008

faff 

Verb.
1. to waste time doing nothing. 2. to waste time doing stupid things 3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.

Example 1: "I didn't do anything on Sunday; I just faffed around the house."

Example 2:
Person 1: "I can't decided between these 2 jackets to wear to the movies. Which one? Where is my black hat? Oh wait, let me get my phone. Do you know where I put it? Oh and did you feed the cat dinner? Maybe I can just check email really quick right now; we have time."
Person 2: "Stop your faffing. We have to leave now or we won't make it."

Example 3:
"He faffed around on the internet for so long that he was almost an hour late meeting us at the bar."

faff by Amy Lapierre October 12, 2005

faffin 

foolishness, foolish behaviour

Karl Pilkington explained to Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant that travel to foreign lands was a lot o faffin, because you have to get injections just to keep yourself alive during the visit.

faffin by jigsawtooth February 21, 2010