When you do Maths for a living but you're fresh with memes. Usually likes to plug his/her books, and likes to use clickbait titles and loud beeping sounds.
The extremely painful defecation that occurs in some people after a large consumption of spicy foods.
Jonathon ate several habenero peppers and some ghost peppers. A few hours later he was howling in pain as the liquefied fireshits squirted out of his body.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.