fuzer

fucken lozer

mike: c that guy over there bob
bob:ya
mike: he's a fuzer like us but he's not a fufu fuzer like marissa n joey they the coolest people alive

fuzer by fufu #1 June 16, 2010

funeral drinking game 

The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.

It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.

It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.

If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.

It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.

Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.

Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.

Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:

If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!

We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.

It’s the circle of life.

I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!

funeral drinking game by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 8, 2022

fubernucked 

Markiplier's version of SUPER FUCKED!

I'm fubernucked!

fubernucked by Sakaarason July 5, 2017

jamaican funeral 

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.

"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."

jamaican funeral by K. Melly November 27, 2014

Retirement Funeral

This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.

has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.

Retirement Funeral by JJJAL August 20, 2019

fubergen 

Epic name, which comes from fucking uber and got modified to fubergen. Fubergen Aka Fub

Random: Hey bro, omfg its fub
Fubergen: I know right

fubergen by fubergen December 3, 2010

Funeralopolis 

A lifeless area of sickness, death and decay.

An Electric Wizard song "Funeralopolis"

"Hey look at that Funeralopolis"

Funeralopolis by Wabba Jacka October 15, 2009