fuxpensive 

overly expensive. usually because of some needless reason like that the company has a good brand or they're the only source.

I wanted to get mine in titanium but that was fuxpensive.

fuxpensive by Stina Robs July 9, 2014

Fixpensive 

An object that is so battered and trashed that it would cost one more to fix it than to go out and buy a replacement.

Person 1: Man, your car is lookin pretty ragged...

Person 2: Tell me about it! The radiator is busted, the transmission is blown, and the windshield and doors are gone...this mofo is gettin fixpensive!

Fixpensive by D.C. The Don October 30, 2008

fexpensive 

fucking expensive

"I decided to not make meatballs for Jennifer's party and replace it with a cream cheese dip because meatballs is fexpensive and she's just not worth 10 dollars"

fexpensive by Aggiesoysauce November 1, 2008

funfensive 

A form of media (cartoon, film) that is both funny and offensive at the same time. The object in question is usually deliberately offensive in order to be funny.

Borat is the most funfensive movie I've ever seen.

funfensive by Gambit1138 (Julian S.) December 9, 2008

fexpensive 

(adj.) Fucking expensive

A: Oh man, look at the price! 200 bucks for a shirt!
B: Wow, it does look fexpensive.

fexpensive by Jeff h. Johnson February 10, 2007

Fixpensive 

When something costs more to fix than it would to go out and buy a new one.

Person A: "Dude, your car looks like shit..."

Person B: "I know, the radiator is busted, the trannie is blown, my windshield is missing, and there is no rear left tire."

Person A: "Fuck dude, that sounds pretty fixpensive."

Fixpensive by WLNX Lincoln's New Rock October 21, 2008

fauxpensive 

fake brand clothing, shoes, sunglasses, hand bags, etc... sometimes appearing to look cheap, but not always.

girl 1- "I just love your Fendi hand bag!, how much was it?"

girl 2- "oh, this?, it was fauxpensive"

~or~

"his RayBan's look totally fauxpensive"

fauxpensive by lexi'neko-chan February 10, 2009