Fixpensive

An object that is so battered and trashed that it would cost one more to fix it than to go out and buy a replacement.

Person 1: Man, your car is lookin pretty ragged...

Person 2: Tell me about it! The radiator is busted, the transmission is blown, and the windshield and doors are gone...this mofo is gettin fixpensive!

by D.C. The Don October 30, 2008

Fixpensive

When something costs more to fix than it would to go out and buy a new one.

Person A: "Dude, your car looks like shit..."

Person B: "I know, the radiator is busted, the trannie is blown, my windshield is missing, and there is no rear left tire."

Person A: "Fuck dude, that sounds pretty fixpensive."

by WLNX Lincoln's New Rock October 21, 2008

fexpensive

fucking expensive

"I decided to not make meatballs for Jennifer's party and replace it with a cream cheese dip because meatballs is fexpensive and she's just not worth 10 dollars"

by Aggiesoysauce November 1, 2008

fuxpensive

overly expensive. usually because of some needless reason like that the company has a good brand or they're the only source.

I wanted to get mine in titanium but that was fuxpensive.

by Stina Robs July 9, 2014

fexpensive

(adj.) Fucking expensive

A: Oh man, look at the price! 200 bucks for a shirt!
B: Wow, it does look fexpensive.

by Jeff h. Johnson February 10, 2007

Fexpensive

Shortened for "Freaking expensive" or "Fucking expensive"

That product is so fexpensive

by Porg009 December 22, 2023

fauxpensive

fake brand clothing, shoes, sunglasses, hand bags, etc... sometimes appearing to look cheap, but not always.

girl 1- "I just love your Fendi hand bag!, how much was it?"

girl 2- "oh, this?, it was fauxpensive"

~or~

"his RayBan's look totally fauxpensive"

by lexi'neko-chan February 10, 2009