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Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.
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Get the Futon Time mug.A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.
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Get the Human Futon mug.A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.
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I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.
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