futoned
futoned by Chaoticminded August 25, 2010
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Futoned
A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.
Strictly more comfortable than being couched
Strictly more comfortable than being couched
"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "
"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"
"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"
Futoned by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016
Futoed
To get futoed is to leave a bar alone at the end of the night and receive a royal beating, which no one witnessed or remembers including the recipient of the beating, to be a complete futoing, one must go to the hospital
Guy 1. Man did u see the kid that got futoed outside the bar last night.
Guy 2. Yeah man i saw the ambulance, what happened?
Guy 1. Nobody knows
Guy 2. Yeah man i saw the ambulance, what happened?
Guy 1. Nobody knows
Futoed by King of Ypsi May 15, 2010
futoed
the act of being bothered or annoyed by a complete boner, often represented by frequent head bobbing and pointless chitchat by the so determined boner;
futoed by Timothy Paul Futo July 11, 2004
fuboned
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