adj;
An INSANE female, usually Caucasian. Someone who has not one but TWO twinkles in their eyes due to their high degree of social insanity, someone so over obsessed with an estranged lover that they become oblivious to their actions and consequences of their actions. Prone to fits spontanious crying,screaming, violent fits of rage or any emotional outburst at work, restaurants, traffic or any public place without sign or warning.
Can usually be found on the internet in singles chatrooms or have singles profiles on dating websites. Will come off as overly sexual possibly even agressive and enticing but will become posessive and demanding after intercourse. Has been known to call 8, 9, 15 or more times per day and will show up at your home or work un announced if ignored.
VERY, VERY hard to get rid of. Lacks any shame or accountability.
An INSANE female, usually Caucasian. Someone who has not one but TWO twinkles in their eyes due to their high degree of social insanity, someone so over obsessed with an estranged lover that they become oblivious to their actions and consequences of their actions. Prone to fits spontanious crying,screaming, violent fits of rage or any emotional outburst at work, restaurants, traffic or any public place without sign or warning.
Can usually be found on the internet in singles chatrooms or have singles profiles on dating websites. Will come off as overly sexual possibly even agressive and enticing but will become posessive and demanding after intercourse. Has been known to call 8, 9, 15 or more times per day and will show up at your home or work un announced if ignored.
VERY, VERY hard to get rid of. Lacks any shame or accountability.
Greg: OMG, did you see Erin this morning?
Chuck: No, what did "Twinky" do this time?
Greg: That crazy bitch has been parked out front all night. This shit's starting to creep me out. You remember that movie where the chick boiled the rabbitts?
Chuck: Dude, that's it -- we need to have a house meeting
Dave REALLY needs to stop fucking these crazy internet chicks at the house. Not cool.
Chuck: No, what did "Twinky" do this time?
Greg: That crazy bitch has been parked out front all night. This shit's starting to creep me out. You remember that movie where the chick boiled the rabbitts?
Chuck: Dude, that's it -- we need to have a house meeting
Dave REALLY needs to stop fucking these crazy internet chicks at the house. Not cool.
by Gonz8 March 24, 2008
A stupid ,shallow white female, who gets jealous whenever she sees an Asian female with a white guy.
by Redthread September 12, 2010
I need to get a twinky from you dawg
did you get that twinky sack?
damn look at those twinkies on that ride!
did you get that twinky sack?
damn look at those twinkies on that ride!
by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 19, 2005
by BetaSixNine March 30, 2011
A term used to describe a slightly overweight, yet attractive female.
Origin:
(British slang, origin: Spanish, "Tuinkileras" likening such girls to the famous American snack, the "Twinky", due to their unashamed fat content, yet mysterious, alluring nature (often a pretty face, or "approachable" manner).
Appearance:
- Cankles
Caused invariably by slight obesity and / or standing in the middle of the dance floor all night, trying to be noticed. As one Spanish observer is quoted as saying: "El Tuinkileras tiene que tener los “cankles”" (Lit: "The Twinkies must have the cankles").
- Modest breasts
These separate the Twinky from women commonly seen as "bubbly".
- Fake tan
- Shortness
...Or at least a clear disproportion between the length of the lower body (shorter) and upper (longer). It is generally appreciated though that no Twinky should be labelled such if over 5ft 6" (167.6 cm).
- Pretty face
Derivatives:
Gwinky - A ginger Twinky
Bwinky - Refers to Twinkies of African, or Afro-Carribean ethnicity.
Chwinky {Ch-ú-win-kéé} - To Twinkies of specifically Chinese ethnicity (though often used incorrectly for all Twinkies of Asian appearance).
Tuinkileras - A throwback from the spanish origins of the phrase, ironically now used to describe spanish women, possessing the "T" factor.
Dwinky - A "Deutche" (German) Twinky
Origin:
(British slang, origin: Spanish, "Tuinkileras" likening such girls to the famous American snack, the "Twinky", due to their unashamed fat content, yet mysterious, alluring nature (often a pretty face, or "approachable" manner).
Appearance:
- Cankles
Caused invariably by slight obesity and / or standing in the middle of the dance floor all night, trying to be noticed. As one Spanish observer is quoted as saying: "El Tuinkileras tiene que tener los “cankles”" (Lit: "The Twinkies must have the cankles").
- Modest breasts
These separate the Twinky from women commonly seen as "bubbly".
- Fake tan
- Shortness
...Or at least a clear disproportion between the length of the lower body (shorter) and upper (longer). It is generally appreciated though that no Twinky should be labelled such if over 5ft 6" (167.6 cm).
- Pretty face
Derivatives:
Gwinky - A ginger Twinky
Bwinky - Refers to Twinkies of African, or Afro-Carribean ethnicity.
Chwinky {Ch-ú-win-kéé} - To Twinkies of specifically Chinese ethnicity (though often used incorrectly for all Twinkies of Asian appearance).
Tuinkileras - A throwback from the spanish origins of the phrase, ironically now used to describe spanish women, possessing the "T" factor.
Dwinky - A "Deutche" (German) Twinky
by Twinkie Hunter May 01, 2011
A stuck up, snobby, prep-like bitch.
Usually a cheerleader etc..
Like to make fun of goths, punks or anyone else that isnt 'like them'.
Also: Twinkie
Usually a cheerleader etc..
Like to make fun of goths, punks or anyone else that isnt 'like them'.
Also: Twinkie
Twinkie girl 1: omg..look at HER
*points to goth,punk,skater etc...*
Twinkie friends: omg! they are sooo uncool
*points to goth,punk,skater etc...*
Twinkie friends: omg! they are sooo uncool
by Tina November 01, 2003
by u_dont_no_me October 16, 2004