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Fuckstigated 

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When a device, or situation, is completely, and utterly, fucked, beyond repair; thereby inducing a unparalleled state of frustration.
Guy #1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!

*Shakes fist wildly.
Fuckstigated by Bumslaw February 23, 2010

Frustipated 

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Frustipated - Being so frustated that one cannot poop, therefore frustratingly constipated.
Marcus McDad has been super frustipated lately dude.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.
Frustipated by McDad March 18, 2010

fusterated 

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incorrect spelling leaves me so fusterated.
fusterated by L0RDR4G3 July 24, 2012

Fustrated 

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Having such a high level of fustration that you completely forget to pronounce the first "R" in the word "frustration" when you try to describe your feelings to your peers.
Matt got so fustrated that he started stuttering and stammering during his total loss settlement offers.
Fustrated by 3-E September 26, 2006

fustigate 

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the action of beating somthing to a grousemly large extent.

This word was made popular in the simpsons episode "The Homer They Fall" were a character Moe referd to a boxer Dreaderick Tatum will fustigate Homer Simpson
Moe: Fight homer? But Tatum will fustigate him.

Luscious Sweet: Fustigation aside .....
fustigate by nitekrawler February 13, 2008

Fisticated 

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When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.
Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"
Fisticated by simmie April 4, 2015
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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