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Mr.Funsocks 

Mr.Funsocks means one of two things:

1.) A sock that you masterbate in and then put it on your friend's face while he's sleeping and then take pictures and put it on the internet.

2.) The coolest guy in the world with the most creative name in the world
Examples in order

1.) Paul: Dude! I put Mr.Funsocks on John last night!
Dustin: Did he lick it?!?!

2.) Mr.Funsocks will kill you in Halo 2, and cnc
Mr.Funsocks by Funsocks July 28, 2008
Related Words
The morons other name for condom, otherwise known as a rubber.
I told him funsock was not a sexier word for condom, but he didn't get it. So I broke up with him.
funsock by Awdio Sanchez December 14, 2008

fussocking 

My dog is so fussocking.
fussocking by stephaniedawn May 3, 2010

fussicking 

A true combination of fussing and fossicking. Can be used to describe that pointless exercise of trying to tidy up something, whilst at the same time searching for something. In the end you get a zilch, and more to tidy up
Bern was fussicking through the paper at the spare desk.
fussicking by KDNY August 3, 2009

Mr fessock 

The hottest gym teacher alive. Mr fessock is daddy to all.
Is that mr fessock?”
“I’d fuck him
Mr fessock by Daddy😈✝️ June 17, 2022

Mr fessock 

The hottest man alive.
Id fuck mr fessock
Mr fessock by Daddy😈✝️ June 17, 2022
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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