A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.
This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.
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Furvius is a level 25 dark mage, with a healing factor of 7
Impervious to all fire and magic-based attacks
Typically votes Republican
Furvius is 9 feet, 11 inches tall (302.26 cm), and weighs 350 pounds lean
Hobbies include zumba and deep web
Sexually attracted, only to non-earth-based lifeforms
Favorite food is lasagna, but he's lactose intolerant
His catchphrase is, "OOH, THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL-A, but only says it when he's horny
Not religious, but is spiritual
Loves all kinds of music (except country and rap)
Pro-fun, but anti-abortion
Furvius is a level 25 dark mage, with a healing factor of 7
Impervious to all fire and magic-based attacks
Typically votes Republican
Furvius is 9 feet, 11 inches tall (302.26 cm), and weighs 350 pounds lean
Hobbies include zumba and deep web
Sexually attracted, only to non-earth-based lifeforms
Favorite food is lasagna, but he's lactose intolerant
His catchphrase is, "OOH, THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL-A, but only says it when he's horny
Not religious, but is spiritual
Loves all kinds of music (except country and rap)
Pro-fun, but anti-abortion
by yeetr skeet October 11, 2018
Get the furvius mug.(n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait
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In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.
by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006
Get the furious masturbation mug.When a Beppler, or one of his friends he has to pay to have, looses a pvp fight or an item and the Beppler has to spend real money to replace the in-game item.
Damn, that is one Furious Beppler. The guy he gives stuff to so he will be his friend just lost an item that costs about 500$ and he had to replace it.
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by Ash Flanders July 6, 2005
Get the Bi-furious mug.An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.
Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.
Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.
Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.
Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?
Larry : Furious masturbation?
Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.
Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.
Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.
Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.
Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?
Larry : Furious masturbation?
Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.
Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.
by Darker January 21, 2010
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