furviously

Hurriedly, quickly, without paying attention to detail

The maintenance men were furviously attempting to prepare the apartment for the new tenants moving in at the end of the week.

by Purple passion August 8, 2022

furiously masturbating

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.

Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.

by AXAdartmouth April 16, 2009

masturbates furiously

Masturbating at a rate likely to cause friction burn.

Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?

He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.

by 4th, disgusted March 6, 2008

furvious

A furious furry

I am furvious

by waterninjaboi May 28, 2018

masturbates furiously

a shitty interweb site

man, masturbatesfuriously.com is stupid

by hat November 4, 2004

Spooning Furiously

1) The act of intense spooning, whether platonic or not, possibly leading up to sex. Often referred to in the context where sex does not eventuate, leading to disappointment for one or both parties.

Her: "I was spooning furiously with Tom last night and he never fucking made any moves on me. I know he wanted to because I could feel his raging spooner through his pants."

Her: "I can't believe we didn't have sex last night. I was spooning furiously with this guy for an hour before I got bored and fell asleep."

by samsayton April 10, 2011

Colorless Green Ideas Sleep Furiously

Phrase - An unnecessarily long and extremely boring speech that could have been done in less time and conveys little to no useful meaning.

Steven Pinker's Big think speach on linguistics was a real colorless green ideas sleep furiously moment.

by FoxyLady85 September 23, 2022