furiousity 

A mixture of anger and curiousity. Originally defined by Kyle Macdonald in his book when he traded down to a measly snowglobe in his "One Red Paperclip" campaign.

The ultimate aim was to trade up to a house. When Kyle traded from "one afternoon with Alice Cooper", (which was already a step down from "one year in Phoenix") to a stupid ass snowglobe, evidently, his fans were outraged. If they knew about his secret deal with Corbin Bernsen though, they wouldn't be so outraged at all.

Kyle observed a mixed range of emotions. The two key emotions that he observed were anger and curiousity.

Furiousity was born.

Holy shit dude! Did you hear? That stupid motherfucker Kyle Macdonald traded an afternoon with Alice Cooper to a fucking snowglobe! A SNOWGLOBE! What was he thinking? There is sure gonna be lot of furiousity!

furiousity by Mr. Noital March 23, 2009

furiously masturbating 

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.

Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.

furiously masturbating by AXAdartmouth April 16, 2009

masturbates furiously

Masturbating at a rate likely to cause friction burn.

Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?

He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.

masturbates furiously by 4th, disgusted March 6, 2008

furiosity 

a word meaning to the point of insanity. someone who makes you want to poke your eyes out with a blunted needle... twice.

She's so annoying! Everything I say she has some dumb remark for. It makes me scream to the point of furiosity... but it's ok... im smarter.

furiosity by yours truly forevaa April 8, 2011

furiosity 

1) (n.) A manner of extremeness which is to the limit.

2) (adv.) To bring one's extremeness to the limit, i.e. "to 11".

1) "I sincerely hope you did not just call into question the depth of my furiosity."

2) "And verily, was he smokethed with great fastness and extreme furiosity."

furiosity by Webster, Merriam May 14, 2005

masturbates furiously

a shitty interweb site

man, masturbatesfuriously.com is stupid

masturbates furiously by hat November 4, 2004

Spooning Furiously 

1) The act of intense spooning, whether platonic or not, possibly leading up to sex. Often referred to in the context where sex does not eventuate, leading to disappointment for one or both parties.

Her: "I was spooning furiously with Tom last night and he never fucking made any moves on me. I know he wanted to because I could feel his raging spooner through his pants."

Her: "I can't believe we didn't have sex last night. I was spooning furiously with this guy for an hour before I got bored and fell asleep."

Spooning Furiously by samsayton April 10, 2011