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Funnodiek 

Funnodiek is used to describe a person who does not blink, or blink for a long period of time.
A year from now, you're walking in the street staring off into space and a bitch girl whispers: "Oh my god.. see that funnodiek? What's wrong with her!"

You're bored in class, staring off into space.
Teacher goes: HEY I won't tolerate any funnodieks! Colleges don't accept that type of people!

You play video games for hours and forget to blink. Finally you do and say "FUCK THAT BURNS! Man I was a total funnodiek right there."
Funnodiek by happyme147 March 27, 2013

Fucknoodle 

An idiot, asshole, bastard, or someone you really don't like.
Look at that kid, he is such a fucknoodle.
Fucknoodle by freaky cupcake January 30, 2009

fondoodle 

making your fingers dance in a very fast, almost vicious, manner with someone else. your fingers wiggle up, down, sideways, anyway you want. in doing this you imply that you want to engage in sexual intercourse at that very moment. the faster the fingers mean its going to be hot, kinky, filmworthy sex in the near future.
"when was your first time?"
"july 4th 2005."
"tell me about it"

and then kathryn pham described with great detail how she first intertwined fingers with chelsea sandlin under the firework filled night sky. that was the beginning of a very fondoodle filled night.
<3
fondoodle by KathrynFOSHIZZLED August 26, 2007

fanoodle 

That guy is hot. I'd like to fanoodle him!
fanoodle by Stephanie M. Henry September 28, 2005

fanoodle 

cuddling/ messing around/ fucking/ getting fucked/
They like to fanoodle on the couch.
fanoodle by Kris Carney 1 October 16, 2009

funsanoodle

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles
Look at Isabella being a funsanoodle.
funsanoodle by jasonjjung76 January 18, 2015
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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