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The feather adornment on a male California quail's head. Other birds have this, but this is the fnoodliest
He uses his fnoodle to gain the female's attention. His dangly fnoodle's girth will hopefully fulfill the female's cloacal expectations.
Fnoodle by QuailFnoodle September 2, 2023
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Foodless 

It´s an adjective which describes situation when people have no food or very small amount of it. It´s more logic word than famine is.
No food in the fridge, i guess we are foodless.
Foodless by Saetri April 18, 2009

Froodlenutzkie 

A substitute for the F word. Also used on HighImpactHalo.org
Ahh! Last night my froodlenutzkieing internet went down!
Froodlenutzkie by Twistable Puppy January 10, 2008
1. The path to salvation. 2. The purest form of convenience and satisfaction imaginable. 3. A website that compiles the websites of restaurants, drugstores, and other businesses, thereby simplifying the process of submitting orders for delivery and take-out. 4. Going from "no food" to "food" in about 30 minutes. 5. Better than make-up sex. 6. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. breakfast, lunch, and dinner; etc.
"Alyssa, clean your room!"

"Not now, mom-dragon! I'm eating my FOODLER!!!"
Foodler by Comstock Ford January 16, 2009

Foodlegurd 

A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.
''someone pass me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
Foodlegurd by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009
a floppy noodle
some like their noodle al dente others in a floodle like state
floodle by marty February 26, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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