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fundagelical 

Someone who believes in a totalitarian world rule with an American Christo-theocratic party dictating legislation based on limited interpretation of scripture they consider applicable. Applicable scripture is limited to scripture in which they personally are willing to impose on others regardless of whether they, themselves, personally adhere to it in private.

Derived from a contraction of the words Fundamentalist and Evangelical.
James Dobson, Pat Robertson & Fred Phelps are leaders in the fundagelical movement.
fundagelical by anonymous April 21, 2005
Related Words
Money, usually in an adquate abundance to support a certain cause.
I have enough fundage on my person to pay for the cakes and ale.
fundage by theformerowenmeany November 24, 2009
More than one fan. A group of fans.
I need to buy some fannage, its damn hot in here
fannage by DanHock May 8, 2008
Usually referring to a cheesy or overly cocky person that is trying very hard to be funny, therefore wannabe-funny, short "Funnabe"
This dude at school is so annoying with his funnabe comments every class.

Hey man, yesterday I went to the movies with this funnabe girl that kept telling me awkward jokes.
Funnabe by PsychoFragg September 16, 2010
A mix of a wannabe and a try-hard with the need to be fun or charming.

As a male, he was once known as the class-clown. Or the guy always spouting lame one-liners. The guy who tells what he thinks are great stories, but are just tedious and probably half made up. The guy who's always talking about sex or anything gross, and laughing about it like a 7th grader.

More common is the female funnabe. She's a poor imitation of a Valley Girl, or rather a hyped-up Valley Girl. Very much an American type. The term "relentlessly upbeat" comes to mind. No matter how old she is, she tries to be super charming and fun, in an absurdly young-girly way. All her antics and phrases are lifted directly from her role-models, i.e. reality show queens. She's never had an interesting idea, and can only speak in cliches. "Ewwwww".

Everything is exaggerated...her gestures, facial expressions and talk, in a desperate attempt to show she's exciting.
Brittney: "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THIS PLACE MAKES THE BEST CUPCAKES, LIKE...ON THE PLANET. NO, LIKE...THE UNIVERSE! DO THEY MAKE CUPCAKES ON MARS??? GOD I HOPE SO!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA. OHHHHH MYYYY GODDDDD, THESE ARE SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD.

Kim: "Quit being a funnabee. We get it. They're cupcakes. Cupcakes taste good."
Funnabe by Frip88 September 23, 2018
More than one fanny, a group or gathering of fannys.
I'm going to town tonight to see if i can get some fannage.
fannage by DanHock May 8, 2008