A Sleep Paralysis Demon is when you're sleeping, then startled into a half-awake state, in which a scary creature, (often gargoyle-like), has you in its grasp. Usually from behind. You can feel its body against your and its claws digging into your skin. You are frozen. Perhaps frozen in fear. But not necessarily, since I've tried to fight them off, but I'm still frozen. Your partially awake mind, wonders how it got in your room. You will assume through the window. As they are often hawk-like, or Doberman-like, you figure they just crashed through the window. If it's man, it's scarier, because he's usually squeezing your jewels.
If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.
If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.
Sleep Paralysis Demon: "So I was at the dealership shopping for a car today. I felt there was something a little off about the salesman. Nothing major, just quiet baldy weird. That night he's in my dream and he's got zero respect for body space. Every time I ask him something he walks up nearly face to face to me as he explains things. I can nearly taste the tofu on his breath. Next thing I know he's spooning me in bed with his hand in a vice grip around my nads. I was frozen stiff as I tried to eek out, "I'll buy the car. First thing in the morning. I promise."
by Frip88 July 26, 2025
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As a male, he was once known as the class-clown. Or the guy always spouting lame one-liners. The guy who tells what he thinks are great stories, but are just tedious and probably half made up. The guy who's always talking about sex or anything gross, and laughing about it like a 7th grader.
More common is the female funnabe. She's a poor imitation of a Valley Girl, or rather a hyped-up Valley Girl. Very much an American type. The term "relentlessly upbeat" comes to mind. No matter how old she is, she tries to be super charming and fun, in an absurdly young-girly way. All her antics and phrases are lifted directly from her role-models, i.e. reality show queens. She's never had an interesting idea, and can only speak in cliches. "Ewwwww".
Everything is exaggerated...her gestures, facial expressions and talk, in a desperate attempt to show she's exciting.
As a male, he was once known as the class-clown. Or the guy always spouting lame one-liners. The guy who tells what he thinks are great stories, but are just tedious and probably half made up. The guy who's always talking about sex or anything gross, and laughing about it like a 7th grader.
More common is the female funnabe. She's a poor imitation of a Valley Girl, or rather a hyped-up Valley Girl. Very much an American type. The term "relentlessly upbeat" comes to mind. No matter how old she is, she tries to be super charming and fun, in an absurdly young-girly way. All her antics and phrases are lifted directly from her role-models, i.e. reality show queens. She's never had an interesting idea, and can only speak in cliches. "Ewwwww".
Everything is exaggerated...her gestures, facial expressions and talk, in a desperate attempt to show she's exciting.
Brittney: "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THIS PLACE MAKES THE BEST CUPCAKES, LIKE...ON THE PLANET. NO, LIKE...THE UNIVERSE! DO THEY MAKE CUPCAKES ON MARS??? GOD I HOPE SO!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA. OHHHHH MYYYY GODDDDD, THESE ARE SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD.
Kim: "Quit being a funnabee. We get it. They're cupcakes. Cupcakes taste good."
Kim: "Quit being a funnabee. We get it. They're cupcakes. Cupcakes taste good."
by Frip88 September 23, 2018
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